🧪 Local demo mode — no server found, so auth is pretend and
data stays on this device. Deploy to Cloudflare Pages with KV for
real passwords and phone-to-phone sync (see README).
Open your account 🗝️
First visit — choose your password
♥ The Love Bank
🧪 Local demo mode — changes only live on this device.
Change password 🔑
New key to the vault. Old sessions get evicted.
Notifications 🔔
Checking…
Your Account
Signed in as you · your partner runs this branch
Account holder (you)
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your brownie points
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days together
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days to anniversary
Wallet & store 🛍️
Your balance is …. Only your partner can award or fine it — but spending it is all you. 🛍️
Coupons 🎟️
Redeemed rewards, tracked until delivered
Your statement 📜
What they've done to your balance · dispute the unjust
Partner's Account
You are the branch manager here 😌
Account holder
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their brownie points
Teller window 🏦
All rulings by the branch manager are final and legally binding under cuddle law.
Coupon workshop 💝
Offer things you'll do — they show up in the store
Gift codes 🎁
Create a secret code and share it however you like. When they redeem it, you owe them the gift.
Deal desk 🤝
Pay your partner to make problems disappear
Love notes 💌
Lands straight on their phone as a notification
Their statement 📜
Every ruling you've handed down · settle disputes here
The Decision Coin 🪙
For when neither of you can decide — flip it and let fate delegate.
How it works: can't agree on food, plans, or anything else? Flip the coin.
Whoever's name it lands on must make the decision — no take-backs,
no vetoes. The coin is law. Every flip is provably fair (tap 🔍 in Case law to verify).
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Tap to settle it, once and for all.
Binding under cuddle law · no best-two-out-of-three · appeals rejected
Case law 📚
Every ruling the coin has handed down
The Chore Draft 🃏
Cut & choose — mathematically envy-free since 1948
List the chores. The coin picks who splits them into two piles they'd be
equally happy with — then the other chooses a pile first. Hate your pile?
You either built it or picked it. Complaints go to the mirror.
Sealed Bid ⚖️
Whoever minds least does it — and gets paid for it
One dreaded chore. You each secretly bid what you'd pay to escape it —
sealed so tightly even the bank can't peek. Higher bidder pays, lower bidder
does the chore and collects the lower price. Honest bids are the winning
strategy; that's the math, not a vibe.