♥ The Love Bank ♥

of Olivier & Olivia · est. 2023-08-06 · Member FDIC*
🧪 Local demo mode — no server found, so auth is pretend and data stays on this device. Deploy to Cloudflare Pages with KV for real passwords and phone-to-phone sync (see README).
*Feelings Deposit Insurance Corporation.
Deposits insured up to unlimited hugs.

Open your account 🗝️

First visit — choose your password
The setup code is the SETUP_CODE the deployer configured.
It stops strangers from claiming your account.
♥ The Love Bank
🧪 Local demo mode — changes only live on this device.

Change password 🔑

New key to the vault. Old sessions get evicted.
Notifications 🔔
Checking…

Your Account

Signed in as you · your partner runs this branch
Account holder (you)
…
your brownie points
—
days together
—
days to anniversary

Wallet & store 🛍️

Your balance is …. Only your partner can award or fine it — but spending it is all you. 🛍️

Coupons 🎟️

Redeemed rewards, tracked until delivered

Your statement 📜

What they've done to your balance · dispute the unjust

Partner's Account

You are the branch manager here 😌
Account holder
…
their brownie points

Teller window 🏦

All rulings by the branch manager are final and legally binding under cuddle law.

Coupon workshop 💝

Offer things you'll do — they show up in the store
Gift codes 🎁
Create a secret code and share it however you like. When they redeem it, you owe them the gift.

Deal desk 🤝

Pay your partner to make problems disappear

Their statement 📜

Every ruling you've handed down · settle disputes here

Full transaction history 📜

Both accounts, the complete record

Relationship economics 📈

Audited by nobody, disputed by everybody
0
points awarded
0
points fined
—
biggest single fine
—
most generous teller
This institution is not regulated by any financial authority,
only by pouting. Questions? Call 1-800-I-LOVE-U.